What I will be blogging about

          Well this is my first blog, not sure of what I am supposed to do so I guess I will just use this as a way of talking and just laugh at the comments I get. For those who dont know me I am Syrus If you have noticed i have made my URL controversial humor, some of you might have started groaning, but I want to explain what this means.Just so people also get this right and will be my little personal signature at the end of every blog probably is, "What I write does not reflect my actual views. My blogs will usually have humor in mind and is not meant to offend anyone but to actually amuse whoever may be reading this." There is a HUGE difference between controversial humor and "troll" humor and I will use the example of Amanda Todd.If you don't remember she is the girl who killed herself from "cyber bulling". Ok,  so to simply get this out of the way, troll humor would have just said " HURR DURR LOLOLOL SOMEONE DIED BWHAHAHAHAHAH" everyone knows what that is immediately. Controversial humor would say: "This girl is freaking retarded! Let me get this straight...So she showed her breasts to this guy on the internet, WHEN SHE DIDN'T HAVE TO, and then to keep from anyone finding out she was forced to have sex with some guy, WHEN SHE DIDN'T HAVE TO, and then she killed herself and has become a f#@#ing american hero....WTF did she fight in a war? No? Did she save little newborn babies from a burning hospital? no??? What did she do? Oh? Drink some chlorine and kill herself? Well wow she didn't have to any of that stuff...you know what I'm going to show what this girl is...." That right there is controversial humor, it is not meant to be agreed upon, it inst meant for everyone  and unlike troll humor a little bit of logic and actual comedy is used. 
          Another less extreme form is playful racism that everyone uses, but I personal attempt to learn a bit about the person culture and because of this I can be funny to a majority of races at my school. Like for example, how many people can be racist to a Vietnamese?  Well an even better question is, how many people can differentiate a Vietnamese from the rest of the people from the orient? Does anyone even know what the orient is in this country??? Back to what I was saying, so I decided to try a joke I made based on what I know about the Vietnamese, I told my Vietnamese friend "Hey you know what I will say if I ever meet a fat Vietnamese guy?"  "What?" "Woah man...too much pho...."And of course she laughed, most readers wont get the joke but a couple might. Why? It is because I realized that in America other cultures are extremely ignored and the people are generally culturally ignorant. I have witnessed that VERY few people try to learn and understand other cultures. Most think the Middle East and Russia are their own continents and will argue "HEY I PLAY CALL OF DUTY! I KNOW WHAT BOTH THOSE PLACES LOOK LIKE, YOU SAND NIGGER!" Just an fyi.... Persian is a Aryan race...so...we're white....man...Hitler should have been aiming for you instead of those poor Jews  And excuse me, who created the refrigerator first? No matter what answer this person will give, THEY WILL BE WRONG. Why? The Persians made it first. For what?  using wind towers to store ice by cooling it during the summer with the cool air coming from ancient Persian aqueducts. People must be wondering now...did I just learn something from THIS guy's blog. Well yeah and I''ll have a blog dedicated to ranting about the Persians...maybe someone can learn to finally be racist to me.
          Wow I got sidetracked....Already started my first mini-rant...Well anyway I'll be doing saying of racist, sexist, and offensive things with humor in mind. My blogs will usually not be to this extreme and I can almost guarantee that my next one will be much smaller and lighter in tone.

                                         -What I write does not reflect my actual views. My blogs will usually have humor in mind and is not meant to offend anyone but to actually amuse whoever may be reading this.